2013的雙十連假,照慣例周小爺的大學同學們又安排了墾丁之旅。一大票約20個人分成2批,我們驅車趕到墾丁時前一票已經在南灣玩過一輪了,我們剛好趕上晚餐時間。計劃是先到「冒煙的喬」填點肚子,把大部份的胃留給墾丁大街。天不作美,大雨不斷,每個人都不願承認自己是雨神。在「冒煙的喬」排了一下隊,越等肚子越餓,好不容易可以入座,因為人太多分2桌。大概是餓太久,大伙兒忘了原本的計劃,卯起來點菜,尤其看到別桌點了什麼自己沒點了,也不服輸地又加點,吃到最後反倒沒留多少位子給墾丁大街的小吃了。包棟的好處就是不怕吵(不管是吵到人還是被吵) 帶著大包小包跟各式酒精飲料,就在大廳開起小小party來。

第二天一早,拿著民宿提供的餐券到隔壁換了不怎麼美味的早餐,填個肚子。總幹事到隔壁浮潛店去詢價。魚貫換好裝備,就出發。浮潛的地點也不遠,跨過了馬路就是有名的「船帆石」了。一般浮潛大多有的潛導,在前面拖著一條繩子,組員拉著繩子,以免被沖太遠,有點像釣沙丁魚。不知是一分錢一分貨,還是「船帆石」浮潛就這樣,老闆只站在岸邊「看護」著我們,並沒有要下海帶領我們的意思,我們直接被放生,自由活動。

換衣服囉...後面那位,你有事嗎? 雄壯! 威武!   有什麼好看的呢?     

這一票人也很妙,居然想相信我(Advance潛水執照)跟周小爺(open water 潛水執照)跟著就不知道要怕或擔心,開開心心地就下海去了。周小爺自己也興奮了起來,忘了這一大票人可能有人沒浮潛過,不習慣戴上面鏡後只能用嘴巴呼吸 (秀之音:偶個人就是個很會咬呼吸器但不太會咬浮潛呼吸管的肉腳) 不管三七二十一就帶著一票人下水。幸好大家慌亂了一下也就抓到竅門。當天能見度很高,雖然因為沿岸沒看到什麼大魚,但看到些小魚大家也就很開心了。漂著漂著,逸仁還是不習慣用嘴呼吸,嗆了幾口水後開始小恐慌,一直覺得自己快沉下去了。其實就算是逸仁這個size,穿著救身衣是沒理由往下沉的,但是一來踩不到地,二來他自覺無法正常呼吸,即使大家一直跟他說「沒問題!沒問題!」,他還是無法冷靜。迫不得已,幾個男丁開始圍繞在逸仁旁邊,用力將他撐出海平面(謎之音:他本來不也就在海平面以上了嗎?) 護送他繼續前進。喜歡跟周小爺的朋友出遊的一點是~~~他們感情很好,而且夠幼稚!!  因為一直沒看到什麼特別的生物,浮潛的興頭也冷了一半,突然看到宗翰爬上礁岸,不知想做啥,原來昨天在南灣跳水跳不夠,想玩玩新地點。周小爺、睿楷跟宗霖決定也共襄盛舉一下。

逸仁已陷入panic狀態...       

繼續我們的漂浮~~~ 在某個岩洞裡,偶發現了長相特別的不明生物,應該是變種的海膽(謎之音:就說妳無知吧) 想叫其他人也來看看。可惜岸邊潮汐頗強,又怕我找不回同一個岩洞,只好一手死命巴著岸邊,試著穩定自己。當偶專心在跟潮汐搏鬥,一直聽到宗翰喊著易靈。想說反正還有那麼多人在旁邊,他們會處理,我仍然專心地努力穩住身體。結果,呼叫聲越來越近,越來越近,突然在聽到一聲不小聲的「易靈!」後,某人一把捉住我,把偶扯離了定點很久的岩洞,正想發火,發現居然是宗翰?! 當他發現他捉到的人是偶的時候,他也傻住,而正主兒易靈正在遙遠的一方快活地欣賞著海底世界,也被他那一大聲嚇到,以為發生什麼事。原來偶在岸邊定位時,看起來載沉載浮,看似擱淺。下海的組員中只有3個女生,他認為有潛水執照的偶不至於會搞到自己擱淺,另一位女生跟著她老公,直覺就以為是他的親親女友擱淺了,趕快划過來救人……誰知,一場大烏龍啊人家這麼心急著來救女友,而偶家周小爺卻在遙遠的一方自顧自地玩耍。人比人,還真是會氣死人的。

 

每次出遊不能少的戲碼就是BBQ! 這次當然也不例外。材料是前一天總幹事帶人到Costco去掃貨,又到易靈的地盤去買了些黑輪、米血跟甜不辣。睿楷還特地自備加重音音響,我們就在民宿外面辦起BBQ 趴來了。他們最近中了「what does fox say」毒,只要一聽到這個音樂。就像中了蠱,一定要跳一下。一整場烤肉下來,他們跳了不下10次。也不知是誰開的頭,說要新婚的應該要祝福一下,新人一起接受完眾人的鼓掌後,就是被人從頭倒酒,到後來還演變成噴水大戰。

    

小插曲: 因為風大,常把紙杯吹不見或吹倒,覺得很麻煩的我,拿了一瓶聽說很合女生口味的酒,想把它據為己有,慢慢喝,順便當杯子用。沒想到酒國英雌Cherry看到,覺得被威脅到了 (秀之音:偶可完全沒有要比較的意思) 也拿起了另外一瓶,就說要「裁罐」(台語)就看她豪氣地咕嚕咕嚕沒幾下就把那一整瓶給空了。至於偶,過了拼酒的年紀,還是當杯子用就好,好酒當然得慢慢品嚐。

酒精飲料準備得不少,睿楷也三顧茅蘆 SEVEN,補了不少啤酒,漸漸有人不勝酒力,陸續回房,睿楷不負「路倒王」名號,最後又被拖到旁邊垃圾桶吐了幾回,也有幾個乘著涼風開始練肖話。回到房間,宗霖體力不支,早早上床夢周公去,周小爺喝了酒就是乖乖躺平,睿楷秉持著「不吐不快」精神,抱著垃圾桶,在門口邊坐著就睡著了。

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
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